**Be a Mom, Or Keep Your Legs Closed!**

     So, we got into a conversation today about parenting. Now, I may not be the best mom in the world but, my girls are my world and they ALWAYS come before anyone and anything. 

     I know this girl, let's call her Susan, who has children already. She is constantly putting her poor babies off on her mother so she can go out with her boyfriend and do childish stupid shit. (Side note: Yes, I do go out. Yes, I dabble in childish activities. But, I NEVER put anything before my children..) Wellllll, Susan likes to pass her children off EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND and a lot throughout the week as well. Last time I checked, which wasn't too terribly long ago, people aren't supposed to open their legs just to produce children for their parents to raise! If it isn't bad enough that Susan has kids already, she has been known to discuss having MORE CHILDREN! WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?? 

    If you're going to have children, at least take the time to raise them please! I see so many people out here passing their bundles off just so they don't have to deal with them. Why would you lay down (or bend over, whatever floats your goat) to make a child that you didn't plan on spending every waking moment with anyways!! (No, I do not spend every second of every day with my babies, I was over exaggerating.) 

    Susan, do us all a favor, Dear. Keep your baby shooter closed. I promise you have enough to worry about. What, with your drinking and being a floozy, who has time for more kids. Certainly not you. 

                                 -Chaos 

📣 📣 ATTENTION ALL FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!!📣 📣

WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!

We have decided to give you lovelies a name!

The problem? We can't decide!!

So we leave it up to you!

First off we will tell you which ones we came up with.

MAYHEM SPRINKLES

SPRINKLE HAVOCS

HAVOC SPRINKLES

HAPPY SPRINKLES

CHAOTIC ICING

No worries if you aren't feeling these!

You are the ones that make this Blog successful so your opinion means A LOT!

So we would LOVE for you guys to come up with some on your own and we will put them up for a vote!

So comment below and let's get CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!

So in order for us to keep this blog going, we're going to give you guys 1 week to come up with as many names as you can that you would like to be referred to as our dedicated followers. At the end of the 1 week period, 7 days from now, we will began voting!

And let the crazy begin! 

Good luck everyone!

💙And may the odds be ever in your favor! 💙

😭💀 Oh! the Tragedy!!! 😭💀

💀R.I.P Quizilla💀

So I'm definitely the last to know. 

Today I found out that a big part of my tween years is gone.

I don't know if you have ever heard of the site called Quizilla.

Quizilla was a site that you could join and make and take quizzes, post poetry, short stories, fan fiction, and just about anything you wrote and wanted to share.

I joined the site way back in about 5th or 6th grade.

I used to write a lot of poems that i would post to get opinions from others who shared the same interests as me. 

Anonymous, of course. 

It has been years since I've been on there.

I got into high school and all my attention went to my schoolwork.

Anyways, today I was going through a list of all my accounts that I've ever had and got a little excited to remember Quizilla!

Only to be let down.

2 YEARS!!!!

2 years Quizilla has been shut down.

I was really hoping to just mess around on there just to reminisce and see what craziness I posted as a kid hahaha.

So definitely not the most entertaining post but I just wanted to vent somewhere! 

   

                                                                Until next time,

                                                              ,,,O,,, 

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                                                                           \____/.

                                                Formerly Known As, 

                                                      Xxshadow_embracedxX

Dear Future Son in Law

Dear Future Son in Law, 

It's late, but I find myself thinking about you right now. You're probably sleeping, soundly I hope, in your nice comfy bed. As is your future wife. Some days I wonder who you are. I wonder who my sweet princess is going to wind up with. I just wanted to take a minute to tell you, you're already loved. 

The day I finally meet you will be bitter sweet for me. I'll know my angel has finally found her forever. And although I'll be more than overjoyed for her, that day will break my heart. I have spent the last 8 years raising a wonderful young lady and I promise I'll spend the rest of my time with her preparing her for the real world. 

Please protect her heart. Love her in ways that she could only dream of finding. She is the most important thing in my life and I can only hope she would be the most important thing in yours. 

I find myself thinking of your parents. Praying silently that they raise you into a caring, loving, gentle young man. Hoping with every fiber of me that they give you enough patience, to show you how to have patience yourself. Wondering ever so much just how they love you. 

Let me tell you a little about your future love. She is a diva! She is stubborn and bull headed. And she is completely rough around the edges. But, she is kind! She is brilliant, and wonderful, and so full of amazing gifts. 

She has an amazing family that love her to the absolute fullest! She was blessed with two families that work together to raise her right! She has me, of course! But, she also has a fantastic Step Mother who cares so much about her. She has her Daddy that would go to the ends of the Earth just to see her smile. And she has an amazing Step Daddy who would drop everything on a dime just to make sure her world was right. She has the most perfect little sister who believes she holds the world in her hands and nothing and no one could ever separate their bond. She has a wonderful slew of aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, and so much more. I only hope you are blessed with a family like hers. 

She is going into the third grade and I find myself questioning your whole life. Where do you go to school? What grade are you in? Do you play sports? She wants to play basketball, but she also wants to cheer. She's so mixed between being a tom boy, to being a sweet girly girl! I so love that about her. 

How long will it be before you grace us with your presence? As much as I can't wait to meet you, I hope we have many more years before we meet. 

When we meet, please don't think I hate you. I probably won't be as kind as I should. Please keep in your thoughts that you're taking my baby from me and that will be one of the hardest things I will ever have to go through. Enjoy your life.. Until we meet, my dear son...

Love, 

Your Future Mother in Law

-Chaos