Is This Like a Traffic Cone?!?!

"The funky, contemporary style means it doesn't need to be hidden away in the bedroom drawer."

 

First of all, why does this damn thing have to be so big? Is SheHulk using it??
Secondly, why the hell wouldn't we put this away in a bedroom drawer?? Last thing we need is our family picking up and inspecting our cream cones!! The picture literally says "R U coming?" Tha fuck? We don't exactly understand the dynamics of this thing.. It does NOT look very satisfying. 
That's not to say we wouldn't try it for a good review. Hey, it might be worth it! We just can't fathom shoving this giant cone up our cootch!! 
The tip looks pointy! And, not in a good way! 

Although we're skeptical, for the sake of the blog, we're going to look into it. We will get back with y'all on the results! : )

But, as always, if someone else has already partaken in this little pleasure, enlighten us!!

Forever curious!
~Cupcake 'N Chaos~

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