☣☣☣ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!☣☣☣
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And yes, you read that correctly.
I did in fact say ZOMBIES!!
It is my great pleasure to inform you that it is time!
It is time to grab any and every weapon you deem fit to take on and eradicate the Walking Dead.
Begin stocking up on all non-perishable food items and all my fellow fat kids at heart, stock up on the little Debbies!
Now you may be saying to yourself as you read this "This woman has got be insane there are no such things as zombies. She has to be a Walking Dead fan taking things entirely too far!"
Now I am a Walking Dead fan, and zombies in general. I mean come on you know deep inside you have the hankering for swinging a sword and slicing someones head off, maybe your husbands assistant that you notice flirting with him and giving him sultry looks? Maybe your neighbor because they won't trim their hedges? Everyone has someone they fantasize about killing. Now if they turn into a zombie it's PERFECT! It would be legal. It would be the only way to survive. No one has to know that you enjoyed it a little TOO much ;)
Now you may be asking why I am writing this, why I am thinking about this when there is nothing going on.
Well that's where you're wrong. Here in Alabama, we are having quite a few problems. First it started with our water. It began with kids getting sick and being diagnosed with Staph after spending what they thought, a nice, fun swim in the lake on a hot southern summer day.
Now it has progressed to the point to where we can no longer drink the water, eat the fish we catch, and some places it is highly advised from officials and Drs that we don't even bathe in it, especially your children, if you're pregnant or breastfeeding. So, unfortunately, no more weekends spent in the rivers or lakes, which if you're from the South, you know that's a big thing for us!
Now the newest rising problem, that I was informed of today?
A code orange air quality alert!?
What does this mean?
It means that ground level ozone is expected to reach levels that could be harmful everyone, most specifically anyone with asthma.
So it is recommended that we conserve electricity, limit driving, avoid using gas powered equipment, refuel vehicles after 6 p.m, and limit engine idling.
Ok not too bad some say. But, wait, some peoples jobs require that they drive long periods of time, so that's a problem they cant make money if they can't do their job. Some peoples job require them to use gas powered equipment. Some people have no choice to refuel any other time besides 6 p.m. If breathing becomes difficult, move indoors. That's not easy for those who work outdoors that may have asthma, its their job!
So anyways, i ask WHAT'S NEXT!?
First our water, now our air. What's next?
That's the only reason I bring up Zombies.
There's no way to know what exactly will happen to anyone exposed to the air and water, and I like to believe anything is possible ;)
So if you're ready like me, let's get Doomsday Prepping!!!!
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P.S.
If anyone takes this extremely serious and is thinking I'm crazy, well, you're right ;) About the me being crazy ;) But in all seriousness this is all for fun. It's simply being positive about what's going wrong but not dismissing it. This is to brighten someones day. Make someone laugh. Everyone is do serious all the time and there's just so much negativity in the world today between political issues, offense over every little topic, and just so much hate. I'm not dismissing the seriousness of the issues and I'm definitely not dismissing the possibility of a zombie outbreak! I mean think of the fun! Remember when I said I was crazy? Well there's some proof ;)
Again, it's all for fun. If you don't like it move along, or keep reading and hate in private ;)
Yours Truly,
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