Guys, it's time.... ***ADULT CONTENT ADVISORY!!!***

Okay so, I've been watching the news. (I know. I know. Stupid right?) Anyways, I've been seeing a ton of crap that's got me thinking. First, we have an issue with the water around here. No one is aloud to drink it or it causes cancer or some shit. (Blah, blah, blah. I'm not buying it.) Now we have an oxygen advisory. Can't stay outside too long or you won't be able to breath? Have to fuel your car up after 6pm. Refrain from using your law mower... (Yada yada yada.) What's next? Another mad cow disease? More Ebola? What the actual FU** is going on with this world? The only thing I can even half way come up with??? ZOMBIES!! Guys, it's time! The pending zombie apocalypse is upon us. That's got to be the deal here. I'm just waiting for one of those brain eating, flesh rotting, stank danks to bust through my door looking for nom-age! Well, I don't welcome undead house guests. The government needs to get on their shit and kick this in the ass before we wind up with breakout that face wash can't take away!! I'm done ranting and raving! 

Peace!

-Chaos!