**Be a Mom, Or Keep Your Legs Closed!**

     So, we got into a conversation today about parenting. Now, I may not be the best mom in the world but, my girls are my world and they ALWAYS come before anyone and anything. 

     I know this girl, let's call her Susan, who has children already. She is constantly putting her poor babies off on her mother so she can go out with her boyfriend and do childish stupid shit. (Side note: Yes, I do go out. Yes, I dabble in childish activities. But, I NEVER put anything before my children..) Wellllll, Susan likes to pass her children off EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND and a lot throughout the week as well. Last time I checked, which wasn't too terribly long ago, people aren't supposed to open their legs just to produce children for their parents to raise! If it isn't bad enough that Susan has kids already, she has been known to discuss having MORE CHILDREN! WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?? 

    If you're going to have children, at least take the time to raise them please! I see so many people out here passing their bundles off just so they don't have to deal with them. Why would you lay down (or bend over, whatever floats your goat) to make a child that you didn't plan on spending every waking moment with anyways!! (No, I do not spend every second of every day with my babies, I was over exaggerating.) 

    Susan, do us all a favor, Dear. Keep your baby shooter closed. I promise you have enough to worry about. What, with your drinking and being a floozy, who has time for more kids. Certainly not you. 

                                 -Chaos