Are You REALLY Best Friends????

So i could write about where the hell we have been but Chaos has done that. It's all the same with us. She started work, we have kids, and if you're like me you start homeschooling your almost 2 year old with your MIL :) Also of course what most people do during the summer, vacations! By the way, Pensacola, FL? Best beach I've been to!

Anyways.

How do you know if you and your Bestie are REALLY best friends?

Well, in our case, it's when you tell your friend that you are going to push her in front of a car and get a new best friend...

Now, if you didn't know already, Chaos and I are late 80's early 90's kids.

So, of course, we are ALL OVER Pokemon Go!

We play about as much as we see each other, which isn't very often now due to us being awesome, responsible, adults/parents.

So, every time we are together we spend almost all of our time Pokemon hunting.

Tonight we were walking around the neighborhood and we came across quite a few good ones. And, of course, I had very horrible luck, Chaos not so much.

She caught all the good ones....

I, on the other hand, caught none.

I was furious.

I blamed her. She caught all the ones i wanted and they either ran from me or never showed up.

So I told her i was gonna push her in front of a car and find a new best friend.

Of course she thinks it's impossible.

Truthfully though?

I love her.

She is more my sister than a friend.

I would never really push her in front of a car or replace her.

I will however get really mad at her when she catches Pokemon I really want.

By the way, we don't want any remarks about how Pokemon is for kids and we need to grow up and act like adults.
We grew up with Pokemon. We have been training for this our entire lives.
It is our time.
We're gonna be the very best like no one ever was!
So, if you aren't already, pick up your phones, get the hell off the couch, and go catch them all!
The Pokemon...not STD's ;)

Anyways, I have 3 1/2 hours until i spend an awesome day of spending time and catching Pokemon with my amazing Bestie!!


  Sincerely,

     Mystic Trainer  
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