"Dear Best Friend" as told by Chaos

Dear Best Friend, 

      My Dearest Cupcake. Today, June 8th 2016, is Best Friends Day. I just wanted to take the time out of my super busy schedule of sitting on the couch eating tacos and watching Sons of Anarchy to tell you, you're perfect. We have been through the worse of times, you and I. But, somehow we always seem to make it through. You're so hard to figure out at times. One day, you're so calm and down to Earth. The next, you're wild and so care free! I love that about you.

             You want to know what my favorite thing about us is? The fact that absolutely nothing is off limits. We can discuss any subject at all and not feel the slightest bit embarrassed. You literally know almost every detail of my *cough cough* "adult encounters" and it's like talking about cake and coffee. 

          I don't think a blog is good enough for our misadventures. I was thinking day time reality stars in the making?? We could call it "The Misadventures of Cupcake and Chaos"! We could make MILLIONS!! *Cha-ching!* We are unbelievably perfect together and life is so good!

         Have I told you thank you lately? If not, thank you! Thank you for being you. Thank you for never giving up on me. Thank you for listening to me rant and rave over mumbo jumbo and constant, complete non sense. You may not know it, but you're my best friend. (Ha ha, like you didn't catch that over the last four years.) 

          Hey, guess what? No one else comes close to amounting to you! Did you know that? Because you should. I wake up every single day knowing my best friend is the greatest. And I'm the lucky one because you're all mine! *Mwahhahahahaha* (Obviously, I don't like to share.) I'm not sure any other way to explain your awesomeness. :) 

         Not a day goes by that I don't thank my lucky stars that I have someone like you to keep me going. I'd lose my head without you. Even when I hate looking at you, which happens more than people would think because your a heifer, I love you. I love you so so much. 

        I want to end this letter by saying you are my soul mate. You are absolutely the best. And you are PERFECT! Thank you again.. 

                                                                                                             Forever yours, 

                                                       Chaos 

         PONY FRIENDS FOR LIFE!!!!